Awkwardness, one of the worst possible feelings humans can feel. Why do I bring this up? because I want to you hoe. So fuck off. Back to my point, I hate talking on the phone. Its so weird. IF you have nothing to say then what? Its not like in real life where you can see some random ugly person and point at them to laugh, on the phone theres nothing. The worst is when you hear the other person breathing... like they're just waiting for you to say something. I feel like saying "Well I don't have anything to say, Bye bye" and thats that, but its rarely if ever that simple. One of my friends,P-la(Woot i mentioned you in my blog you're famouz now biatch), walked in on her friend fucking a guy...imagine that! Its like SHAZAM! What are you supposed to do? "Ugh...hi?Hmm..ya..im going to go make myself a drink and kill you both, be right back,thanks!"
Also, I love dissing people. It is so awesome. The split-second after the diss where the person just starts getting it is the best, and the laughter makes it all worth while. Once in a while you're blessed with an E-Z target. Hell they don't even get the joke until the next day. Like this one girl at school who I won't mention... who is as slow as rocks. I was dissing her for five minutes and she just didn't get it was about her, hell she was laughing along! How slow can you get? I have a bigger challenge dissing a mildly retarded third grader with a speech inpedement then I have dissing her.
Im out,yo!
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Yeah i'm famous you bitch, more famous then you and now cause of this apperance in this blog I'm even more....HAHA!!
Oh and by the way you could have put a link too my blog you selfish fag. It's not complicated:
p-la.blogspot.com
There, continue writting , it's very: vulgar and sophisticated(inside joke) I like it!!
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