Conversations,all around weird things

Everyday of the week when you interact with other humanoids you will at one point or another ask how the other person's day went. This is bullshit. You don't give a shit about how the other person's day went, all your doing is bullshitting to make conversation. Why must we feel the need to talk about useless crap to feel comfortable with one another? This perplexes me, as I also feel the need to, it is human nature.

Also, I will tell you something very important about me. I am a selfish person. Life is about my personal gratification and when you ask me for a favor you take away from my personal happiness resource and add it to your's. This does not sit well with me. The only way I will do a favor for someone is if they bitch about said favor,they are a nice person which I like,I owe THEM a favor or the favor adds to my happiness as well as their's. This is called a win-win situation. The weird thing is I am not ,in general, an asshole. I understand people very well,their emotions,actions and why they do certain things,it's just sometimes I don't care and I want to be left alone in my quiet little corner.

Let's talka bout myspace : Why?

Why do you feel the need to put sprinkles on every square inch of your pink myspace? Must you absolutely take pictures at a 90 degree angle? Everyone knows that when you do that you appear a lot less ugly. While you may be hot in the picture, everyone will assume the worst (anyone worth a damn anyways). If your ass can only fit on an industrial sized toilet seat your picture does not belong on the internet, it belongs somewhere along the lowest level of hell along with fat people (just kidding,I love fat people.They are just so squishy,tee-hii)

What's with the Harujuku girls? Don't they have anything better to do then be the personal slaves of some rich bitch who doesn't know what to do with her money. Wasn't slavery abolished a couple decades ago? Why must you push back evolution another step. You are just degrading yourselves...nobody takes you girls seriously. Is it really worth all that money to be someones bitch? Have you no self respect? Do you have to wipe her ass? Cook her food? Do her laundry? I know you girls are super kawaii and shit but fuck off please. I bet you have your own cages to, you make me sick degrading yourselves like this.

How 'bout you fitty?
Seriously,where the fuck are you?Did you crawl back to the ghetto? Now we can all see it was about the money and never the "music"...wait, what you wrote wasn't really music, it was a plague. You singe handedly ruined a generation. You are worse then AIDS, cancer and the black plague put together. Thanks to you we now have kids that think they are gangstas when they dont live in the ghetto , or have ever been in a fight. You sell drugs? So what.Practically 25-33 %(estimation) of all people have sold drugs at some point or another, why does it suddenly make you a gangster.By the way,gangsters dont dress in baggy pants and fucking t-shirts 10 x too big for them , what happened to the classic gangster look? A nice suit with a cool hat, that look kicked ass and when you wore it people knew you weren't some punk ass bitch. You sell drugs tough guy, you can afford a suit or two.I seem to have rambled on about fake gangsters when my intent was to talk about my pal fitty...so anyways. Fuck you fitty, and your hoes. Why the fuck did the guys who shot you not aim?ARE THEY RETARDS?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEY SHOT NINE GOD DAMNED TIMES AND THEY COULDNT KILL YOU!WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?DO I HAVE TO THROW HOLY WATER ON YOU OR SOMETHING?DID YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL?GOD DAMN THOSE GUYS WERE SENT FROM HEAVEN TO EXTERMINATE THE EVIL THAT IS FITTY CENT AND THEY FAILED. Fuck them, I hope someone finishes the job.

The end.

First post,the worst one.

Yes, this is the first blog entry I have ever written, and thus I assume it to be the worst.What will I talk about you may be wondering?Why, I have quite a few subjects at my disposal.I'll try writing something somebody would give a flying rats ass about : Women.

First type of woman :

1.)The bitch

Yes,that's right.Getting the easy one out of the way. The one who can't seem to shut the fuck up about meaningless bullshit. She talks so much about useless shit you wonder how she manages to breathe. Jesus Christ! Is that woman breathing through her asshole? What she talks about may as well come from her asshole, its all McShit. We all know some , you can spot them by looking for that green smoke around her. Thats the pollution coming from her utterly worthless words. Fuck you bitch, fuck you and your children.

2.)The ugly girl that thinks shes hot

Wait, wait, wait!Are you wearing a tube top?Is that a mini skirt so short i can see half your pussy?Are you 100 pounds overweight?O my god, the horror. Im really happy that you have enough self-esteem to deem yourself worthy of your attire, I really am, but wear it in the privacy of your own home. Id rather chop off my balls and digest them before sticking my dick in that pussy. When your carrying more tires then a Nascar pit stop, it's time to put down the fries, fatty.

3.)The slut

God bless them, every one of those sluts. They make our lives a little better all at the price of their own souls. Some advice for you guys out there : Don't try to turn a ho into a housewife , you'll only pay for it with your dignity, sanity and wallet. They just can't seem to call that revolving man door they call a vagina. Keep up the good work girls, but don't expect any respect for sleeping with men within 2 hours of meeting them.

That's it for today, I'm tired. I might add more after, but for now this shall suffice.