Old peepz

Old people. Hate em or love em, doesn't matter because they're still old and going to die soon.

I was reading my dear friends blog (http://p-la.blogspot.com/ ... happy bitch?) and it gave me ideas about what to say about old farts. Don't you hate it when you hear yelling on the bus when your trying to chillax? The person yelling is almost always an old timer.

"Im old!Treat me with respect!"
"Im old!Give me free money!"
"Im old!Get the fuck out the way!"

Old people just don't give a fuck anymore.. they basically want to die. They always cross the road at inopportune times and end up causing accidents , or just getting in the way. I hate em. Cept fo' my dad cuz hes cool ,yo.

Old people hate young people. They hate us so much. Why? My theory is they envy us and they cant accept that the world is changing and evolving. They're trying to cling on to the past and we young people are just reminding them that everyday they're one step closer to their death bed.

Old people also think they deserve shit because they're old. I mean,in a sense I will treat you with respect because your wise..or supposed to be. Jesus Christ you sack of shit how long have you been on earth(thats me treating them with respect)?Aren't you supposed to be full of knowledge by now? All you do is make life miserable for those around you by sucking ass. Share the knowledge! Do something! You don't have much time..do you want to die a nobody that noone will remember and end up a statistic? Do you? DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE. At least die in a spectacular fashion. Maybe run up on stage during a popular game show and shoot yourself..the price is right is a good start. Wheel of fortune to, I know you watch that crap. You want to know how I know? Simple. You are old and thus by theory of relativity you watch crappy game shows. Thats it for today folks.

Peace out!

Well, that's awkard...

Awkwardness, one of the worst possible feelings humans can feel. Why do I bring this up? because I want to you hoe. So fuck off. Back to my point, I hate talking on the phone. Its so weird. IF you have nothing to say then what? Its not like in real life where you can see some random ugly person and point at them to laugh, on the phone theres nothing. The worst is when you hear the other person breathing... like they're just waiting for you to say something. I feel like saying "Well I don't have anything to say, Bye bye" and thats that, but its rarely if ever that simple. One of my friends,P-la(Woot i mentioned you in my blog you're famouz now biatch), walked in on her friend fucking a guy...imagine that! Its like SHAZAM! What are you supposed to do? "Ugh...hi?Hmm..ya..im going to go make myself a drink and kill you both, be right back,thanks!"

Also, I love dissing people. It is so awesome. The split-second after the diss where the person just starts getting it is the best, and the laughter makes it all worth while. Once in a while you're blessed with an E-Z target. Hell they don't even get the joke until the next day. Like this one girl at school who I won't mention... who is as slow as rocks. I was dissing her for five minutes and she just didn't get it was about her, hell she was laughing along! How slow can you get? I have a bigger challenge dissing a mildly retarded third grader with a speech inpedement then I have dissing her.

Im out,yo!