Old peepz

Old people. Hate em or love em, doesn't matter because they're still old and going to die soon.

I was reading my dear friends blog (http://p-la.blogspot.com/ ... happy bitch?) and it gave me ideas about what to say about old farts. Don't you hate it when you hear yelling on the bus when your trying to chillax? The person yelling is almost always an old timer.

"Im old!Treat me with respect!"
"Im old!Give me free money!"
"Im old!Get the fuck out the way!"

Old people just don't give a fuck anymore.. they basically want to die. They always cross the road at inopportune times and end up causing accidents , or just getting in the way. I hate em. Cept fo' my dad cuz hes cool ,yo.

Old people hate young people. They hate us so much. Why? My theory is they envy us and they cant accept that the world is changing and evolving. They're trying to cling on to the past and we young people are just reminding them that everyday they're one step closer to their death bed.

Old people also think they deserve shit because they're old. I mean,in a sense I will treat you with respect because your wise..or supposed to be. Jesus Christ you sack of shit how long have you been on earth(thats me treating them with respect)?Aren't you supposed to be full of knowledge by now? All you do is make life miserable for those around you by sucking ass. Share the knowledge! Do something! You don't have much time..do you want to die a nobody that noone will remember and end up a statistic? Do you? DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE. At least die in a spectacular fashion. Maybe run up on stage during a popular game show and shoot yourself..the price is right is a good start. Wheel of fortune to, I know you watch that crap. You want to know how I know? Simple. You are old and thus by theory of relativity you watch crappy game shows. Thats it for today folks.

Peace out!