First post,the worst one.

Yes, this is the first blog entry I have ever written, and thus I assume it to be the worst.What will I talk about you may be wondering?Why, I have quite a few subjects at my disposal.I'll try writing something somebody would give a flying rats ass about : Women.

First type of woman :

1.)The bitch

Yes,that's right.Getting the easy one out of the way. The one who can't seem to shut the fuck up about meaningless bullshit. She talks so much about useless shit you wonder how she manages to breathe. Jesus Christ! Is that woman breathing through her asshole? What she talks about may as well come from her asshole, its all McShit. We all know some , you can spot them by looking for that green smoke around her. Thats the pollution coming from her utterly worthless words. Fuck you bitch, fuck you and your children.

2.)The ugly girl that thinks shes hot

Wait, wait, wait!Are you wearing a tube top?Is that a mini skirt so short i can see half your pussy?Are you 100 pounds overweight?O my god, the horror. Im really happy that you have enough self-esteem to deem yourself worthy of your attire, I really am, but wear it in the privacy of your own home. Id rather chop off my balls and digest them before sticking my dick in that pussy. When your carrying more tires then a Nascar pit stop, it's time to put down the fries, fatty.

3.)The slut

God bless them, every one of those sluts. They make our lives a little better all at the price of their own souls. Some advice for you guys out there : Don't try to turn a ho into a housewife , you'll only pay for it with your dignity, sanity and wallet. They just can't seem to call that revolving man door they call a vagina. Keep up the good work girls, but don't expect any respect for sleeping with men within 2 hours of meeting them.

That's it for today, I'm tired. I might add more after, but for now this shall suffice.